HAHA im so uncommitted to this

ok so three months later he writes another one. wow im so bad at this. nothing too much has terribly changed to be honest. im going to the pub tonight for the wekly quiz night haha. tommorow is the year 13’s last day of school which absolutely SUCKS!! most of my mates at school are in year 13 so i’ll be a complete barry next year lol. i guess i’ll have to make more friends in my year.

oh im in exmas now. i had my first one today nd it went terribly. i think ill be lukcy to get a D and if do i’ll be really happy. I ran out of time so i completely rushed and wrote a load of crap without thinking about it. Meh its only school, I can always retake next year!

This is Andy Wall SIGNING OFF

My Bad!

Oops sorry it’s been like 2 months since my last visit!

Life is grand. I’m balancing a demanding school life with a part time job and a social life and i’m beginning to crumble a little. And then there’es the whole ‘where’s my family?’. I mean everyone has moved everywhere I’m sort of confused who’s where. Last time I checked, Jen was in UK and my Mum & Dad were in Perth. Suddenly my Mum and Dad are in the UK, only 5 hours north and Jen is in Tokyo. Kat is at Tesco buying booze… So complicated.

In other news I’m going to Barcelona with the school in July. I’m looking forward to it becase I’ve never been to Spain. Hopefully it should respark that travelling bug of mine that’s whittled away inside of me along with most of my other aspirations. I’m so dramatic sometimes it actually scares me.

I would like to express a sincere apology to all those friends of mine in Australia whom I haven’t contacted in over 2 months. The truth is, I’ve been really busy what with school and everything haven’t had a chance, honestly. It’s not much of an excuse I know but it’s all I’ve got. I really am sorry.

I’ve forgotten how enjoyable writing these blogs are so this will definately become a hobby again. The thing is with using a computer in my Nan and Grandad’s house is that you get people breathing down your neck every 5 minutes seeing what you’re up to.

For now,

Andy

RE: Why I Hate The Barber Shops

Went tehre again the other day and it was possible the wrst one yet.

I had this man. He wasn’t one of those annoying overly camp hairdressers, just a normal barber. He was half way through cutting the top of my head when he said “Hmm.. I’m going to have to wash your hair because it’s too thick to cut when it’s dry.” I though oh ok he’ll jsut spray it but nooooooooo!!!!!!! He asked me to lean forward an put my head in the sink and i was like umm what? and then he did it. he put on a pair of latex gloves!!!! my irrational fear!! latex gloves!!! i was terrified! he poured hot water over my head from a shower head and then put some shampoo in his hands and then he TOUCHED MY HEAD WITH THEM!!!!!! noo he didnt just tocuh my head- HE MASSAGED MY HEAD WITH SHAMPOO! WITH LATEX GLOVES ON!!! i could actually feel my stomach churning i was going to be sick- i could feel it. I closed my eyes so tightly until it hurt just trying to hold the vomit in. after what seemed like an eternity he stopped and i opened my eyes. completely bloodshot and completely watering.

I’m never going there again.

My Waistline

OK so i don’t know hwo to say thsi without sounding like a woman so I’m just going to have to go ahead and say it. I think I’m getting fat.

You see, living with my nan you need to learn to say no otherwise you will be constanly awlking around with belly ache from all the food she is consatntly offering you. I even considered becoming bulimic before snapping to my senses. So much pastry, so much pancakes, so much junk food- it’s made me completely lose my appetite for anything remotely unhealthy!

On the plus side, it tastes great!

Sudden thought

Today I realised that I’m old enough to be legally married…. laides form an orderly queue!

my socks

wow i’ve never been so excited about socks! I got them on monday and so i went upstairs and put the first pair on. it says monday on it! today i am wearing socks that say tuesday on them! tommororw im going to wear socks that say wedensay on them! wow its soo cool!!! they r definately cooler than my superman socks!!

PS

ive never been this excited about socks before….

Half Term

The beauty of a one week holiday in the middle of a 12 week term. Why do they fell the need to pile on the homework because we have a holiday? That makes no sense its a holiday & you’re supposed to relax! IDIOTS!

Plus I have work like every day this week which isn’t so bad so now I am rich haha.

Speak soon

PS

8.30 is an unacceptable time to be going to bed

Stupid Phone

OK so i took some pictures with the intention of putting them on here. I plug my phone into the computer and go into the pictures folder and BOOM! computer restarts. I try this about 6 times so I gave up. Stupid Phone.

When did that happen?

OK so today i’ve realised that i do two very abnormal things and i’ve only just realised they are weird.

1. Every single day without exception when I wake up, the theme tune for Noddy is stuck in my head. ‘Noddy! Noddy! The little man with the red and yellow car! Da Da Da!’

I have absolutely no idea either and it’s kind of really scary…

2. When I drive past a pub, I count how many legs i has. For example today (which was when I realised) we drove past ‘The Horse & Jockey’. So that’s two legs for the jockey and 4 for the horse so ‘The Horse & Jockey’ has 6 legs. I find I get really disappointed when I go past a pub that doesn’t have any legs like ‘The Malt & Hopps’ or ‘The Riverside’.

I’m not weird, I’m quirky….

Cherry Lips

It’s on shuffle & cherry lips came on. Made me think of you ash lol.